Literal Lobster
I'm just a lobster. That takes things maybe a bit too literally.
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Mar. 9, 2011 at 12:11pm with 9 notes
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10:39am with 8 notes
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7:33am with 3 notes
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12:33am with 8 notes
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Mar. 8, 2011 at 1:59am with 4 notes
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