Aug. 11, 2011 at 11:06pm with 16 notes
you died laughing?okay siriusharry potterliteral lobstersiriussirius blackblackthe noble and most ancient house of blackbella foreverbellatrixhelena my queeni'm so tired right nowlolsHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAVEDA KEDAVRAARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS?yes that tooCat I'm a kitty catand I meow meow meow meowand I meow meow meow
Jul. 2, 2011 at 9:04pm with 1 note
literal lobsterloljkexcept not reallycat says hi
I need submissions!

Pl0x.

Mar. 28, 2011 at 2:02am with 5 notes
literal lobsterliteralliterallylobstermemesubmission
hot wax? no thanks FIRST SUBMISSION. WOOOOOO. ^^

hot wax? no thanks

FIRST SUBMISSION. WOOOOOO. ^^

Mar. 11, 2011 at 4:45pm with 5 notes
literal lobsterliteral lobster memespread the word mofosomg 52 followers over nighti actually love you allno seriously can i marry you alli'm mormon nowshit now some of you are offended aren't you?I LOVE MORMONS I SWEARexcept stephanie meyer she ruined everythingexcept i def read twilight and liked itwhen i was 12that wasn't a joke I really did read it and like it when I was 12 and it first came outand then i decided to like real booksi'm a big girl nowwwwwpolygamymormonsi can't spellsorry for spelling holocaust wrong in that last postmemememeslobstersliterallyliteralreal tagssorry i haven't posted in a whiletoo much homeworkwhat was i saying?oh yeahhomework
Mar. 9, 2011 at 12:11pm with 9 notes
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10:39am with 8 notes
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9:06am with 8 notes
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7:33am with 2 notes
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12:50am with 5 notes
i'm going to hellsorrythe holacaust is a very serious thing and I apologize for anyone who is offended by thisseriously i love jewsliteral lobsterliterallyliteralmemeliteral lobster memelame jokespunsjokeshumoroffensiveholacaustoh god i feel so bad nowgrammarenglish
12:33am with 8 notes
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